Dishes With Rachel

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"I hate dishes," said the resident teenager.
I hate dishes too. Which is why I'm passing a couple nights a week on to you.

"Aggck! The water's hot!"
So turn the faucet a little to the right, darling.

"Oh gross, I was touching something awful and gross and I don't know what it is!"
It probably is nasty and I've done my fair share of nasty dishes.

"Oh gah! Cup of mystery...what is this? Oh, good, it was chocolate milk and not nasty either."
Score.

"Gah! I smell like bacon now."
Better you than me.

"Ooh, ooh. I touched it! Mom, there is, like, rotten milk all over everything."
Well, then, you shouldn't pour the nasty cups out until the sink is cleared of everything else. Duh.

"Ouch!"
You know, if you turned it just a little to the right...

"Do I have to do this pan too?"
Sigh.

"Gah!"
Right back at ya, kid.

"Ugh, I only have one more cup! Encore, encore!"
Okay, whatever.

"Hey, what did I say? Get out of the dishwasher!"
Well, Daisy does like drippings.

"Man, there is so much water on the floor."
Sigh.