Scenario A: Andy bounces into our neighbors backyard yesterday to "help" Rachel learn how to take care of our neighbor's small Zoo of Canines and Felines. Two of the canines are dachunds, which are known to be slightly excitable dogs. Upon seeing a feisty small boy bouncing through the gate, the weenie dogs proceed to jump all over him, assuming he is just another canine who can take a beating. Friendly nipping ensues, but unfortunately, Andy's tough exterior is a sham; one of the dogs nips at his rear, Andy takes off running and loses a small piece of butt in the process.
Scenario B: Andy bounces into our neighbor's backyard to "help" Rachel learn how to take care of our neighbor's small menagerie of canines and felines. Two of the canines are dachunds who like to tussle with each other. Andy accidently stumbles into their scrapping, turns to get away from them, and his rear end is mistaken for another weenie dog that needs a lesson taught. Andy takes off running, leaving a small piece of butt in the process.
Scenario C: Two rabid dachunds living next door had been plotting for 2 years against the sweet and too-calm-for-words boy named Andy. Suddenly yesterday, opportunity came knocking. Or, more acurately, came bounding into the backyard. That boy opened up the side gate, peered in innocently, and tiptoed toward his sister and the dogs' owner. At last! And the dachunds growled an evil growl, gave each other the slightest nod of the head signifiying that the time had come. And they waited until the boy walked right past them and that's when they attacked from behind. And got his behind.
We don't know exactly what happened; weenie dogs were involved and Andy has a decent size bite in the butt. Whichever scenario you want to believe is fine with me because each one ends with my kid getting bit in the butt by a weenie dog. It's not pretty, but it's not bad either. Obviously it could have been much worse, like an appendage being ripped off. So a small slice of butt flesh is just a minor war injury, all things considered.
By a weenie dog. And you can laugh, because we sure have. A weenie dog.
Andy do not feel bad. I am sure that bigger men have gone down for less. I got bit by a small dog as well. They can come out of the middle of no where looking like killer beasts. Wrap that butt up and get back in the fight! And remember for for every killer beast there are 1000 Underdogs!!
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