Needing Groupies

Wanted: Cool, non-fowl chicks to follow me around.

Must look good in a Size 4T and walk with a swagger.

Hair gel optional.

Side note #1: He woke up this way.  How do you wake up with hair this way?  Did he sleep upside down?

Side note #2: Please note the lack of anything on the floor in the background.  Just sayin.