Tuesday, March 31, 2009

The CfE Chronicles

Dear Cinder-flippin-Ella,
My 2-year old had his first time out today at school. For taking toys away from other children and then for continuously pushing a little girl (while laughing at his fun game) and thus making her cry. Am I failing as a parent? What do I do when my baby is the class bully?
Signed, Spawned a Bully

Dear Spawned,
Cinder-flippin-Ella recommends that you immediately change daycares, without hesitation. Not because your child has been unfairly mistreated, but because this is the type of behavior that indicates "serial killer." And quite frankly, you do not want to allow the good daycare people enough time to get to know your family so that they can be interviewed for Dateline in 15 years. Because it always comes back to poor parenting and phrases such as "he liked to hurt small animals as a young boy." Yes, you are failing as a parent; the most you can hope for right now is to be known as the Mom of That Weird Boy That No One Plays With....and good luck with that one.

1 comment:

  1. I can't imagine Paul ever being a serial killer. He's just too sweet!

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