A - Andyisms

"Grandpa's not really fat. He's just old. Right?"

I'm sure there was a better response than the nasally snort that escaped. But there's something to be said for the blunt honesty of small children. They call it like they see it.

And, Grandpa, keep in mind that in a 5-year old's world, 10-year olds are old. But hey, at least you're not fat.