Too Small

"Paul, take the Batcave back to your room."

"Mawma, I too smawl.  I can't cawwy de Bacabe."

Funny.  Who brought the Batcave into the living room to begin with?  I put on my stern look.

"Paul, you are big, right?  You can help Momma pick up the living room.  Now take the Batcave back to your room."

"Oh, okay, Mawma.  I stwong and big.  I CAN cawwy it." 

Duh.  But kudos for trying the cute route to get out of chores.