Gross but Funny

Rachel made Andy sanitize his hands with Purell tonight before he could hug her goodnight.


Why?


Because when I told him to hug her goodnight, he had his hands down the front of his pants.  Checking to make sure his package was still there, I'm assuming.  And Rachel stared at him for a moment and just as he pulled those hands out and started toward her for the hug, she shrieks that there is no way he is hugging her until he washes his hands.


Apparently, Rachel doesn't realize that his hands are in his pants often enough that she's probably been hugged with "package hands" before.  Lots before.


She handed him the Purell.



Andy dutifully Purelled his hands and they hugged goodnight.  She turned and walked away and he promptly slid his hand down the back of his pants to dig at his hiney.  

And then chased her down.  He didn't get her with hiney hands but "gross, now my doorknob has your butt all over it!"


Ah, yes, these are my spawn.