Comedy, Toddler Style

"Mawma!"

"What?"

"Mawma!"

"Paul, are you eating your waffle?"

"Mawmma! Dos wawful go on mah eye?"

"No, silly boy! Not on your eye!"

(pleased giggle from the comedian)

"Mawm. Dos wawful go on mah noshe?"

"No! Silly Paul. Waffles don't go on your nose."

(more pleased giggles)

"Mawm! Dos wawful go on mah eeyr?"

"No-o-o-o-o."

(small snort from the comedian)

"Mawm! Dos wawful go in mah mouf?"

"No-oh! Not your mouth!"

(full on chuckles now that Mom is the comedian)

"Yesh, Mawmma! Wawful go in mah mouf!"