The Tooth Is Gone

"Mom, guess what? My tooth is hanging by just one string!"

"Oh wait until we get home to pull it."

"Well, I'm going to wait until it gets wigglier."

Can it get any wigglier than this?
Nope, it cannot. Not 5 minutes after this photo was taken (lousy photo at that; Pioneer Woman would be disappointed in me), the tooth fell out of his head and onto the floor. And Mr. Sharpie took it well after all.