The Bully

"Paul is still, um, feeling the waters. You know, getting to know the other kids."

"Oh, okay. Is he interacting with the other kids?"

"Yeah. He's, um, he does interact with the other kids. Sometimes, he, um, he's a little aggressive. But he does get all gold stars for being the best napper."

"Well, we have been working on him. You know, encouraging him to take toys from his older brother, shove and push, sometimes we even demonstrate how to take out other children in a classroom situation. We do feel it's important that we aren't raising some pansy-assed girlyboy. I sure am glad you guys have noticed already in his first week in the 2-year old room. Come on, Paul, let's go celebrate your victories!"