Happy birthday, Paul! You've survived 2 whole years in this crazy house with us. I might add that you've also contributed your fair share of crazy to the household. Now that you are a big, bad 2-year old toddler, it's time you understood the ground rules:
1. You must sleep all night. In your own bed in your room.
2. You must eat whatever is placed in front of you, without questioning it.
3. You may never again squawk in a pitch louder than a bumblebee.
4. All conflict must be resolved in a manner becoming of your age and status. In other words, I should never have to say "Paul, stop acting like a baby."
5. You must...
What? Hey, stop listening to your big brother. He is not in charge. No, neither is your sister. They are the reason for the above rules of the household that you must follow. Hey, what are you laughing at? We are your parents and we dictate how this house runs. STOP LAUGHING.
Happy birthday, my baby!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAUL!!!!!
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