Doesn't my baby look filthy? Doesn't all that brown dirt on his face give him a nice ethnic look? Semi-dirty at all? Do you see a lot of actual dirt around him there? No?
So explain to me why the sides of my tub have these clumps of... dirt... muck... combinations of various microbes just stuck there? By looking at my tub every other day, you would think that my boys caked themselves with debris.
I don't recall having to clean my bathtub that often when Rachel was little. And she spent plenty of time outdoors and I'm quite certain she got dirty often. But these boys. I tell you. And the worst part is that most of the time, when I peel off their clothes before bathtime, they don't look all that terribly filthy. SO WHERE DOES IT COME FROM?
It's more of a rhetorical question, really. I don't think any of us want to know where little boys keep the dirt hidden.
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