Andyisms (it's been a while)

"Mom, did you know I give myself a wedgie after I'm done going to the bathroom."


"Huh?"  After 8 years, I'm still caught off guard by the things that come out of his mouth.


"Yeah, um, yeah." He was just grinning.


I looked at Rachel to see if I was missing something.  


I was.  


She was shaking with laughter.  "You give yourself a wedgie after you poop?  Is that to finish the wiping process?  Skidmarks?"


I shrieked and starting banging my head on the floor at how WRONG this conversation was.  


After 8 years, I still don't get the fascination with poop.  What the heck is that about?  


Boys are gross.  'Nuf said.