A Fun Game, Part Uno

After a long afternoon of fun at the local water park, and waiting for my coffee to finish perking so I can stay awake to pick Rachel up from a babysitting job at 10ish (because she's only had her license for a week, peoples, and I'm not ready for night time driving), I thought it was the perfect time to play a rousing game of...

What's In Your Purse, Mom?

Because, as everyone knows, a mom's purse isn't about her, for goodness sakes. 

So here we go!  Ready?  Too bad...

Starting on the right hand side of the photograph and in no particular order otherwise because I welcome all items into my purse without prejudice:

• various receipts from Walmart, ToysRus, Buy 4 Less, Walmart, Walmart, Walmart, McDonalds, Walmart.
• Burger King toy, a Bart Simpson sticking his tongue out when you pulled the lever (and I think it's safe to say we're all grateful that's all Bart does when we pull the lever).
• the tag to a stuffed Bolt from the Disney store
• bottle of Benadryl (because when you're allergic to the state you live in, you never leave that one behind)
• a park ranger/Indiana Jones-like outfit for an Imaginext guy, who might be naked in the boys' room.
• three hair bands
• the pulled off top to a Pringles can
• a straw wrapper
• gum pieces, unchewed
• the ghastly remains of colored goldfish crackers
• thumb drive
• rescue inhaler (again with the state of Oklahoma)
• an unopened McDonald's toy (the gingerbread watch from Shrek toys)
• a pair of clean socks, size small
• Lego Chewbacca
• a Halls cough drop, still wrapped
• various coins
• the arm to a extra small Power Ranger
• hand lotion
• lipstick
• two pens
• a weird red dude with his arms spread out like he's a flying dude
• two Lego spacecraft wings
• a normal sized Power Ranger
• 20 bucks
• three White Water Bay season passes
• my keys
• wallet and checks

You know, I was actually fairly disappointed until I wrote the list out here.  And yes, the gum pieces went back to the bottom of my purse. I thought about keeping the Power Ranger arm in there, to use as bribery should I ever get pulled over by the cops for speeding, but nah.

That was fun, wasn't it?  Join me next time when we play the extra rousing game of...

What's In Your Minivan, Mom?