Faux velvet jewelry box: $15
Rings, necklaces, bracelets, and earrings collected over the years and ranging from the giant fish earrings to the sterling silver cross ring, all bearing precious memories of youthful times: $300 (give or take, depending on the decade purchased)
Frantically scattering precious baubles to the four winds in search of a single small front baby tooth (doesn't matter which kid it belonged to originally) to replace your son's 2nd lost tooth (that he probably swallowed) and pretending to stumble upon the lost tooth in the living room so he can have proof for the tooth fairy: Priceless
OR:
Standard residential toilet: $311.00
Fish net and archaeological tools: $10
Collecting son's specimens over a 24 hour period and digging for his 2nd lost tooth that he probably swallowed along with a chicken nugget so he has proof for the tooth fairy: NOT HAPPENING!
Oh, I love that priceless! Could you not convince Andy that the tooth fairy also took notes if said tooth got lost (ie: Swallowed)? I am so not looking forward to these days. The tooth fairy at my house is very poor!
ReplyDeleteThat must have happened Wednesday night? He only had one lost and one loose when I asked him about it. Did he get socked at the park? Do you still have that tooth fairy pillow we made for you way back when? or is that to girlie for our manly man? Two teeth now. WOW.
ReplyDeleteI would sooner MAKE my own tooth out of white plastic than sift through poop.
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