State of the Household

This is an almost identical post to one my pal Amy wrote a while ago, but it's worth repeating in our own storytelling.

Rachel: "You two boys are going to learn to flush the toilet properly! I'm sick and tired of having to flush twice! Ga!"

Me: "What's wrong with the way they flush?" (I already know the answer).

Rachel: "They flush before they're even done peeing! Ga!"

Andy: "I do not!"

Me: "Oh, yes you do. You know it. You do it that way because your daddy does it that way."

Rachel: "Why?!?"

Me: "Do you really want to know this?"

Rachel: "Yes."

Me: "Because they are trying to see if they can finish peeing before the water is completely flushed. It's a race."

Rachel (with a look of complete and utter disbelief on her face): "Well, they lose everytime."