Hello Rachel

So, my daughter, aren't you supposed to be doing something in school other than reading my blog? I do believe we (okay, Grandpa & Grandma) pay good money for you to get an education, not to browse blogs on the internet. Shouldn't your "free time" be used more productively, like, oh, I don't know, on your studies? Call me crazy, but if you have time to read this during school hours, then you have time to achieve perfect grades.

Just a thought, my precious firstborn.