Hurry hurry hurry! Step right up!
Now showing in the north wing of Winterrowd castle is brand new, chocolate brown, thick and plush carpet. It is downright gorgeous and to walk on it is like taking a walk in the clouds. Heavenly, I tell you.
But it won't last long. This is a LIMITED ENGAGEMENT only. Forces of nature prevent this fabulous exhibit from remaining our central showcase ("forces of nature" being the royal pains in the hiney and the royal guard dog).
So rush on over here to the Winterrowd castle and you too can walk on the clouds for nothing more * than cheap small talk! But you have to act fast, as this offer is only good for a short while.
*Actual price of admission may vary depending on time of day and disposition of Queen. To be on the safe side, always bring a cheesecake.
Testimonial -- it is the most wonderful carpet EVER! If I don't have cheesecake can I brink Lemonade cookies? :)
ReplyDeleteYeah, that was a typo in my previous comment. I attribute the mistake to the 2 year old who will not stay in his own bed.
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