Sunday, October 19, 2008

Communist mother o' mine.

ATTENTION BLOGGERS: This blog you are about to read is NOT written by Kristin Winterrowd. It is in fact written by her favorite daughter, Rachel. enjoy.

Now, I told my mom I wanted to post a new entry on her blog so I could write a review of her blogging skills. This is not the case. I am blogging on my mothers blog to give attention to a man who despratley deserves it. My wonderful Grandpa, Joseph Leonard. He has been dying for my mother to blog about him for a long time, and has she? No. Do you know why? becasue she is a communist. That is why. So I am breaking free from my communist mother and giving grandpa an entry.






see that space between the first paragraph and the second one? that is where a picture of my amazing grandpa should have gone. But there are no pictures of grandpa on this computer. Do you know why? This is my mother's computer, and seeing no good communist would have a picture of Joseph Leonard on their hardrive, I do not have one to show you. Well, my grandpa is the greatest grandpa ever. sure sometimes he doesn't really know what he's saying, but his intentions are good. well at least, i think they are. For example, "That kid is so ugly he couldn't eat popcorn through a tennis racket!" Now, I'm sure the kid he was talking about was a dirty communist and deserved that..um..insult..Let's get back on track here, grandpa is great. We all love him, even though certain communists don't blog about him, we really do. Just imagine, without him, we would be overrun with communists. Have I mentioned communists? Alright well, my head hurts. I am technically still sick. Also I don't enjoy blogging much so, that ends my little tribute to grandpa. Don't mess with him, because he's spent a night in arkansas, and you haven't. dang communists.

I have said communist nine times.

3 comments:

  1. HA! HA! HA!
    That is hilarious.
    Way to break free Rachel and doing the right thing in honoring your Grandpa!

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  2. Good grief, you try to raise your kids right and they just up and rebel against you. If I didn't know any better, I'd think my kid was plotting against the home regime...

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  3. Oh, communist mother..I see that your daughter has your sense of humor.
    :)

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